That moment when you realize... You haven't updated for months. * cue dramatic music and screaming in the background*
But fear not! For your great Author-chan still lives on! \(°^°)/ Or do I? Dun dun dun!!! Conspiracy theories 101, " The great disappearance of Author-chan."
Root of causes:
• Being abducted by aliens.
• Kidnapped by cows sent by the aliens.
• Teaching Aliens how to dance.
• Why aliens?
• Why am I still writing this?
• Becoming a potato.
• Learning the arts of procrastination.
• Falling into an eternal sleep.
• Trying to resurrect the dead.
• Trying to overthrow the government.
• Throwing holy water at the kids of this. generation.
And I just realized I should start updating while I can right now. °-°' Now for the real question... Which book should I update first? :/