*Exams going on in Tartarus right now, yay for me. But don't worry, I'll be fine. I only have to die, like, twice, while going through my books. No big deal. 

Send help plz.* 

Studying is for losers. 

-Elbert Intestine.
 
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Je m'appelle Van Ink. Je connaise le français, souffle en français et malédiction en français  maise Je n'aime parler in français-

oKaY iLL QuiT showING OFF! 

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She writes worse shit than I did after eating Tacos from TacoBell. 
-Some bullied Christopher Hitchens on wattpad. 

Glad it was bad enough to remember.
-Your very own Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious author, Van Ink.