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I identify as the rat munching breadcrumbs off of your unswept linoleum floors while tippy-tapping on a tiny typewriter.... Something worthwhile will be posted here someday....
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Story by VeniceProse
Doggy Style
*This story has been discontinued.
"All right! I'll admit. Maybe I wasn't as appalled by the buck-ass na...