What is a writer?
A miserable pile of secrets.

You can call me Caesar, but if you pronounce it like the salad, you're wrong. I'm a recovering sociophobe and 20-something manchild trying to solve the infinite mysteries of the universe, starting with the age-old question, "What am I doing with my life?" (Spoiler alert: I have no idea.)

In my free time, I write stories. You might like them, but if you don't, that's okay too. 

Quello che sarà, sarà.