I have a complex life, just like the rest of humans. If you don’t have any issues, you’re an alien and we need to dissect you and figure out what planet you come from.

Reading/Writing is an escape from the real world, so thanks @Wattpad producers for my much healthier cocaine substitute. xD (I’m kidding. I've never done cocaine, or anything for that matter)

I love family. It’s a huge part of my life, it’s up there with music. Don’t fxck with them. I’ll cut you. I’m dead serious.

My face-to-face social life is almost non-existent.

Despite my lack of physical socialism, I have no problem having conversations with random people over the internet. PM me anytime!

I have an obsession with vegetables, it’s almost unhealthy… that’s saying a lot…

Pizza definitely beats vegetables, though. Pizza is bae.

My tv is being weird. The screen went black.

Do you guys understand the new phrase “piece you up.”? Apparently it means to fight someone? It makes no sense because if you’re piecing something, you’re putting it together; if you’re fighting someone isn’t the goal to break them? I swear, my generation is stupid. I think we are just a bad batch. Hopefully the next batch will be able to fix our mess.

Maybe that’s why I have no friends. xD I can’t understand their weird language. 

Let me know if I’m weird. Lots of people say so.

Shoutout to @purplejelly17 for being my only friend here in this hell hole, and the best one at that!!

Back to the youth lingo. I literally just found out what “hmu” means in January.

So, this kid says he doesn’t have weird jam sessions alone in his room. Let me know if you think he’s lying. Who doesn’t jam out to their favorite bands alone?

P.S. Props if you actually read all of this… you must have a lot of free time, like me. *high fives laptop screen*

Dueces losers!!

(No harm meant by the nick-name: loser.)