Ferret-bird

omg my friends and I literally spent half an english class discussing the  process by which someone would cut off half a woman's ass, and if it would be more nutritious or sanity than other parts of the body. Candide is the best thing that ever happened to that class.

ViveVoltaire

@Ferret-bird How intriguing! I suppose the problem would be answered regarding whether or not one could remove just one side. In which case--if I may be a bit macabre--a sickle-like object would work well in this situation, as it would curve in such a way as to make the carving easy. 
            
            As to the nutritious nature of removing an appendage . . . I'm not sure I can offer insight here. Though, I think the victim would retain more sanity if you were to remove their head instead of half of their ass.
            
            And I'm glad you appreciated "my" work. ;) Many thanks.
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thewritestone

Hey,
          
          I saw your comment in my thread Well-Written Books Wanted for Popular Blog. You asked if your piece would still be admissible with Spanish words and the answer is yes. As long as the work is written in English, instances of foreign languages are acceptable.
          
          Now about the opportunity I'm offering authors. In short, I have an activity called Book Of The Week (BOTW), which was created to discover good books on wattpad and showcase them to visitors of my blog.
          
          To find out how to nominate your book for BOTW, head to this link:
          http://www.wattpad.com/30121481-talisman-of-el-t-o-e-trilogy-book-1-cby-book-club
          
          Here's the link to the blog:
          http://cbybookclub.blogspot.co.uk/
          
          Do read the whole page to familiarise yourself with the function of BOTW. Thanks for stopping by the thread and commenting.
          
          Alecia :)

ViveVoltaire

@Alecia_Stone  Thanks for the clarification--I'll make sure to check out the page right away to get a thorough understanding and, hopefully, a good nomination. 
            
            Thanks again, and--if I can--muchas gracias.
            
            -A. D. G.
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