Goodbye

hey daddy

Voldemort has wattpad? 

Hey, voldy, I have a question, so in my good voldy dark harry fic (I hope that’s alright with you) a two of toms nicknames that I plan on giving him are Oxymoron because he’s confusing and a moron, and Tumor because if you take Tom Marvolo Riddle and take the initials TMR and add a few vowels you get tumor, and he’s a general nuisance. Do I have permission to use these nicknames in the fic, just because he’s an au version of you doesn’t mean he has anything to do with you, please, I thought they were funny

I HAVE A QUESTION
          
          so, did you think bella was hawt the whole time or did you just do the dirty w/ her cus shes prolly the most loyal follower and gave her special treatment?
          
          ALSO
          
          have you ever felt attracted to a woman like sexually but then werw like 'tom get your shit together you ARE the dark lord.PaThEtiC'?
          
          ALSO:)
          
          how did you when your appearence changed from HAWT to NOT?
          
          one last thing
          
          did your appearence changs gradually or did you just wake up one day with all of your hair on the pillow and your nose just said block delete tf
          
          
          
          
          

The dark lord being a Dream simp? whOa

Hello, my lord. Reply if you’re one of Voldemort’s followers!

Voldy is on here?! I only have one question.
          
          
          
          
          HOW TF DID YOU DIE FROM EXPELLIARMUS????
          
          One more.
          
          
          HOW DID SNAPE KILL DUMBLEDORE AND NOT YOU??

@apieceofshat Hmm, I accept.

@apieceofshat You may, but as long as you get information that can be helpful and no matchmaking. 

@apieceofshat Very well, wormtail is a disgrace to our name. Let Black be for now, he doesn't mean much other than for leverage, we do not need that though.