CheeseStickLeg

OML VOLDY! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU SHIPPED DRARRY. ALWAYS!

@Oof-I-am-ded  I’m slytherin lmao

Your bio is lovely 

my dad is watching Harry Potter 4 the first time
          He doesn't understand any of it& I have to pause every 5min to explain here are a few quotes from him
          SS:
          (@the part in chess room where Hermione says "you're a great wizard, Harry.") 
          "No.  I'm the greatest fucking wizard."
          "WAIT WHY IS THERE A GUY ON HIS HEAD?!" (about Quirrel)
          "Wait he's gonna throw the rock@the mirror of Desire or whatever right?" (when voldemort tells harry to give him the stone)
          "slicked-back blond hair is disgusting&looks weird" (you can guess who that was about) 
          
          COS:
          "What the hell is a mudblood??"
          "Malfoy is a brat"
          "Wait this guy just came into the book shop to start shit with everyone??" (about Lucius)
          here is a text convo w/ him bout COS:
          Him: Who is Hager’s
          Him: Hagrid*
          Me: The giant. The one who said "yer a wizard, harry" in the first movie
          Him: Oh hairy dude
          Me: yeah
          Him: Who is Tom Riddle
          Me: Voldemort.Tom Marvolo Riddle changes to I Am Lord Voldemort if you rearrange the letters
          Him: Somebody just trashed Harry's pad
          Me: wait what happened
          Him: His room was a mess.  Now the red haired dude's sister is petrified 
          [he thought Hermione was Ron's sister lmao]
          Me: Ginny.  Guess what
          Him: ?
          Me: you know when malfoy's dad put ginny's book back in her cauldron? he put another book in there with it,  Tom's diary ginny is being possessed by Voldemort
          Him: Confused, Ginny is Emma Watson chick? 
          Me: No ginny is the red haired dude's sister
          Him: Malfoy’s pop is@hagrids now
          POA:
          "Wtf is a dementor?"
          "Who's this shit bag who gets up and kills the dementor?"
          "Wait the giant gets to be a teacher?" 
          "Who the hell does this trelawney chick think she is?" 
          
          that's as far as he's made it yet.  He's also astonished that Harry keeps going back to his aunt and uncles' house.  i explained to him about the whole "mother's blood" thing and he's like "why can't dumbledore just bottle up some of Petunia's blood and keep it at weasley's house?" and i'm like "chase dumbledore is a dick" and he's like "no kidding"

Merry Christmas! ^-^

Happy Holidays to all! ❤️❤️❤️

a couple days ago my friend asked me to join his italian mafia and i said yes, as long as it's sicilian.  he said that it was.  then we were learning about pinocytosis and our teacher said peepee.  so i whispered something really gay in my friend's ear.  the kid who asked me to join his mafia overheard me.  later on, he said that i can't be in the mafia anymore cause i said something really gay.  i was like "NO NO NO PLEASE!" and yeah now i'm not in his made up mafia anymore.  (he wasn't being homophobic, he knows i'm panromantic.  i think he's joking cause he does that a lot)

Yo so I posted the first draft of the poem on here a while ago but yeah here’s the second draft and I was wondering if anyone has any feedback for it before I put it in my random book or something 
          (The title is “They Did This”)
          
          I miss you
          I miss tender love
          I miss the pressure of your lips on mine
          And the carefulness of your hugs
          
          But the anxiety overwhelmed us
          It teared us to bits
          
          I wish the clocks could reverse
          I wish we could escape to another place
          
          But, with our lives
          There’s no such thing as personal space
          
          Your scent, although indescribable,
          It follows me wherever I go
          I always look around, hoping you’re there
          You never are
          
          Does nobody know?
          
          They saw how incredibly happy we were,
          You and I
          
          They saw a real smile on our faces
          The first in a long time
          I thought I was your’s
          That you were mine
          
          But they destroyed what we had
          They put up a steel wall
          And now there’s a black hole,
          Where I kept you in my heart
          
          Maybe one day,
          One day when we’re free
          Free from the evil
          That they failed to see
          
          Maybe one day
          They’ll realize the mistake
          The one that hurt us
          The one that took our love away
          
          That one day,
          There will be no more hiding
          No more sneaking around
          Just you and I
          God, that sounds exciting
          
          But for now, I’ll remember
          That the wall isn’t true
          There’s inner circuiting
          That keeps me close to you.

Yo so my family is bugging me to write a Christmas list so does anybody have any recommendations for me cause I have no idea what I want.

Follow up: I’m not saying that women haven’t created amazing inventions.  But c’mon, give credit to the right people for the right things