Lady_Mordem

Martyn: imagine a king has really long hair and turns it into a cloak
          
          Me: that’d be super cool
          
          Martyn, at the same time: that’d be super cool
          
          Me: :0
          
          
          
          
          But fr tho Imma have to do that at some point bcs he’s right, that’d be dope as hell. 
          
          Like–presently my brain’s telling me that his hair is meticulously braided and weaved, there’s little gold rings, ribbons, painted wooden beads and small gems to adorn him with. His daughter and wife do the weavings/braiding, and his hair is W A V Y when it’s undone at night lol. Anyway, they do certain designs for events or gatherings, and on normal days, it’s just what his kids decide
          
          If anyone else wants to yoink this concept, feel free  to go right on ahead

I just discovered sections for Pinterest boards
          
          So now imma go through and sort all of my Sealed Life pins
          
          There’s only 682 of them atm, shouldn’t take too long *sarcasm*

Me: * looks at Xerean* 
          
          Also me: Oh my god you’re an anime protagonist–
          
          
          
          
          I just had a realization that Xerean could be an anime protagonist and I can’t stop thinking about it now

You know what? If the crown fits...
          
          
          *Wear it*

hey hey hey Vol, question, do you like angst? do you like flower husbands? do you like to cry and feel uncomfortable? :3 ive got a fic recomendation for you!!
          
          
          
          okay but seriously, ive been slowly getting some of my besties to reading this fic!! (shay shay read chapter 1, pandabop started chapter 1, two of my irl besties are interested) AND NOW ITS YOUR TURN!!! (dont read it actually its quite horrible) ITS SO WELL WRITTEN!!! AND LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE YAPPED SO MUCH ABOUT THIS AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!! I HAVENT FINISHED READING IT YET BUT LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THE ANGST, AND DISCOMFURT!!! AND EW??? AND ITS SO DISGUSTING IT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFF!! BUT MAN, THE STORY!!!!! ITS SO AWESOME!!!!!
          
          if youre interested i can send you a linky link!! :3
          (leefy will reply tomorrow)
          
          OH AND IF YOU DO DECIDE TO READ IT, TAKE THE WARNINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!! ITS SO BAD, READ ALL THE TAGS AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!! BUT YOU SHOULD READ IT IT IS AWESOME!!!!

Me: *looks up ‘Web!Martin AU The Magnus Archives’ on Ao3*
          
          
          Ap3: *gives me literally any fic that is NOT A WEB!MARTIN AU FIC*

I think you will appreciate this
          
          I was playing a video game with my little brother, and he selected a powerup for his gun called 'Barrage'. So I said 'hey, what do you call it when the characters in this game sell their guns?.............
          
          
          
          
          .....a Barrage sale' >:) 
          
          He yelled at me but it was worth it hehehe
          
          Also our Sanders Sides roleplayyyyyy /nf

Oh btw I have another bad joke
          
          
          Why are archers so pretty/cute?
          
          
          They have a bow :)

Question(there’s a bit of context so feel free to skip it if you want)
          
          
          As I have mentioned before, I’ve been getting into TMA. 
          
          To sum it up, it’s a horror podcast that I got enthralled by. 
          
          I’ve drawn two characters so far, one is this guy who’s all distorted and weird-looking, and the other is a monster that took the form of a character in the story. All I got for reference on these things as fanart and the audio itself, and so I decided to draw my interpretation of them. 
          
          Issue is, I don’t know exactly if it’d like, scare or set someone off. One of my friends didn’t like either(they weren’t being mean, it just unsettled them) and idk. I worry. I think the monster one at least might border on body horror.  
          
          
          ANYWAY
          
          All of this is to say that if I put them up, would I make anyone uncomfortable? Should I just not risk it? I’d try my best to include any warnings I think may be helpful, but still. If it’s just going to impact people negatively I don’t wanna do it

What do you call an arachnid that’s skilled in espionage?
          
          
          A spy-der!