Volpixal

Why was the Girl In Wonderland so cool?
          	
          	Because she was All-ice

Anonymous_Author163

@Volpixal   What do scarecrows say when they greet each other?
          	  
          	  Hay man! >:)
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Volpixal

Anyone remember Mune: Guardian of the Moon
          
          
          
          Dang I miss that movie

Anonymous_Author163

@Volpixal  YO! I saw it on Netflix but never got around to watching it, I've been wondering about where it went though
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OllieForeverdot

@Volpixal 
            OMG I REMEMBWR I LOVED THAT MOVIE 
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Volpixal

Also, Joke of the day!
          
          What was wrong with the nervous guard? 
          
          He had in-security

FallenShadow012

@Volpixal I- yep lolll. Vibes be good
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tohnotofficialairra

I-I'm getting a c-cat tomorrow.....
          
          Haha......

tohnotofficialairra

@Volpixal don't be sorry.... I just miss my old cat that's all.
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Volpixal

Why did the bird like music?
          
          
          It was or-kestrel

_Leefy_

@Volpixal i love it!! i love birds!! i love puns!! i love music!! this is amazing!!!!!
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IfTheCrownFitsWearIt

@Volpixal Why did the lion cross the road?
            
            
            
            To get to the other pride!!
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Volpixal

What did the margarine say to the grease after their team was defeated? 
          
          “It appears we are not butter together…”
          
          
          UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

Anonymous_Author163

@Volpixal    Why was the explosive so popular?
            
            It was the bomb! >:D
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Volpixal

Two puns in one day; my bad y’all
            
            Forgot but still
            
            Puns :)
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Volpixal

Have a nice pun before I clock out for the day; don’t forget to drink water, smile, know y’all have people who care for and about you no matter what, and take care of y’all’selves <3
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Cocol0vez_cut3stuffz

Read it all 
          
          We're true friends
          
          We ride together, we die together 
          
          Send this to everybody you care about including me, if you care 
          
          See how many times you get this
          
          I want you to know you're an amazing friend, till death and forever 
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand 
          
          But I have a game for you
          
          Once you read this, you must send this to 15 people including me
          
          If you get at least 3 back, you are loved
          
          Nobody knows how important something is until you lose it 
          
          Tonight (right at 12:00 am) the person you love will realise that they love you
          
          Then at 1pm to 2pm, be ready for the shock of your life 
          
          If you break this chain you will have bad luck
          
          With love send this to 15 people
          
          A friend told me to do this so pass it on
          
          This is not fake

Volpixal

Why did the posts hate each other?
          
          They were pole-r opposites!

Cyansong

A man walks into a bar
            
            He says ow.
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ToMmYbOyRiDdLe

@Volpixal uhm.....what did the to oceans say when they saw each other???
            
            Nothing, they just wave-d
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Volpixal

I told two of my friends. My responses were:
            
            "*Long, beleaguered sigh* I hate you."
            
            "That was terrible."
            
            
            I did my job :D
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