Zoe Dolebungler

Fact of the Day:
          
          Throughout the span of your entire life, you will have spent around 3 years on the toilet.
          
          Obscure Word Meaning of the Day:
          
          Autoschediastic - something done with spontaneity, on the spur of the moment.
          
          Zoe's Made Up Word of the Day:
          
          Habuit
          
          pronounced ha-boo-it
          
          meaning: Someone who enjoys saying 'beans' to the point of annoyance, but doesn't actually consume them particularly often.

Hey ma fans, check out my new poem entitled "The Lady on the Bench"! Hope y'all like it! *cheesy smile*

You know, if there's one thing I've noticed about advertising, it is that although one slogan may be strong for one product, it's not always equally favourable when applied to another product. For example: "Any time, any place" is a great line for Lindt chocolate, but not for condoms.

Autocorrect can be really awful. Example: exception to execution. "Chicken noodles ... I would love that so much, with the exception - execution of the chicken ..."

Made Up Word of the Day:
          
          colupulous
          
          Pronounced: coll-yu-pyu-lus
          
          Meaning: The yearly, intense feeling of desire to cut off all of one's hair and become a pixie foundling of lore. (Does anyone else ever get this?)

I see Lana's recruited another one...

I hereby claim all the rights to the word "sexylicious" invented by myself on, approximately, the 4th of May 2014. So there :P