Q:Cat person or dog person?
A: I'm a dinosaur person.
Q: Ooohkay. Any life skills?
A: Aside from my ability to make conversations extremely awkward, no.
Q: I can tell:/. Hobbies?
A: Laziness.
Q: That's not a hobby.
A: Well that's not a question. Anyways I guess you're right, laziness is more of an art than a hobby.
Q: *leaves*
A: That's not a question either. That's an action. *mutters* people these days.
A: I'll just interview myself.
B: dream job: being a ninja, duh.
C: skills: looking extremely awkward
D: weakness: hot guys, hot anything really. Man, warm spaghetti is the best. Oh, and making lists. Also ending things in a proper manner. Like this. I don't know how to end this.
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