Remember kids, banks and the IRS will always steal from you so be sure to spend all of your money on coke and hookers as soon as you get any.

Do not let my strangely serious stories fool you. I am but a silly little guy. My Big Book is the most serious stuff but my Writing Prompts are pretty funny.

Up to talk about anything for most of the day.  

I mostly write horror but I've been thinking about expanding my range so I can better flaunt my narcissistically good writing.  

I will be writing lore for my account and you can't stop me.  

Open to music recommendations and to give recommendations.