So, uhm... Welcome to this page, I guess...? Wondering who I am? So do I, sometimes. Also, if you have a question, let me answer it right now to save some time; I don't know.

A funny answer, "I don't know", is. Did you know that every single question can be answered with "I don't know."? Except for ones like "Did you know". For example;

"How are you?"

"I don't know."

"What time is it?"

"I don't know."

"What does yer mum's house smell like, and what will it smell like in 20 years?"

"I don't know."

See? No question about it. (See what I did there?)