Mom to a tiny army of smelly people. Most likely chilling in my living room listening to Elsa sing and some random youtuber yelling in the background. But wishing I was on a tropical island with a never ending alcoholic drink and a plethora of sexy men at my disposal. 

Also I speak two languages fluently. English and Sarcasm. 

∞ Be the reason someone smiles today, or drinks. Whatever works 🤷 I won't judge...much ∞