Mom to a tiny army of smelly people. Most likely chilling in my living room listening to Elsa sing and some random youtuber yelling in the background. But wishing I was on a tropical island with a never ending alcoholic drink and a plethora of sexy men at my disposal.
Also I speak two languages fluently. English and Sarcasm.
∞ Be the reason someone smiles today, or drinks. Whatever works 🤷 I won't judge...much ∞
- North of Florida. East of California. South of Canada. West of the Bermuda Triangle.
- JoinedApril 23, 2020
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