You probably made some mistake if you clicked on this info is what I would say in the past, however I became more arrogant as time passed. 

If you are looking for something funny if you decide to chat with me, you probably will receive dark jokes, rotten humor and sarcasm. So be warned.

I like everything and nothing at the same time, my laziness teamed up with lack of self consciousness is preventing me to go anywhere alone so most of time I'm chilling the shadows of my house. Don't misunderstand, my room is bright and shadows around house are perfect temperature.

I don't have many emotions, most of the time I'm being neutral, observing and analyzing what is happening around, rarely ever voicing my opinion. However I do show happiness.

Last time I got angry was roughly three years ago and time before it was another three years before. So, congratulations if you anger me. 

I give two chances to anyone, fail two times and its bye bye. It will be hard to fail since my anger dissipates like a mist over river, just remember than even water breaks rock and you don't want to witness creation of new spring.

All in all, I'm nice guy with frozen heart...