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Guys, so I was sitting in my room, and then Weirdcat245 on wattpad suddenly showed up singing Gangsters Paradise. I died immediately and then she became jesus-
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More like musicals are gay am I right or am I right
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POST MORE CHAPTERS YOURS CLOSE TO 1K VIEWS
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While you're here update a damn book
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Ashton grabbed Oliver's waist, causing the ginger to flush
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How we feeling out there tonight?
Yeaaah
I am not feeling good
Wake up at 11:30
Feeling like a bag of shit (Oh no!)
All my clothes are dirty
So I'm smelling like a bag of shit
Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup
OMG that is just my luck
Look in the mirror say,"Whats up?
You useless fuck."
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
I haven't had a shower in the last 9 days
(Oh yeaahhh)
Staring at the ceiling
Been waiting for this feeling to go away
But it won't go away!
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit
(Tell us how you feeling)
Well, I feel like shit
(Oh, shit)
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit
(Oh, shit)
Big ol' motherfuckin duffle bag of shit
(Oh, shit)
All day, all shit
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit
(Tell us how you feeling)
I'm feeling like shit
Ladies! (Yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell if you're feeling like shit (Oh yeah)
Fellas! (Huh?)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me if you're feeling like shit (Oh, yeah)
Ladies! (Yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell if you're feeling like shit (Oh yeah)
Fellas! (Huh?)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me if you're feeling like shit (Oh, yeah)
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I used to run for miles
I used to ride my bike
I used to wake up with a smile
And go to bed at night with a dream
But now I'm turning 30
Nooooo
I used to be the young one
Got used to meeting people who were used to meeting someone
Who was born in 1990
No way
Yeah I was born in 1990
Now I'm turning 30
God-God damnit!
Im (turning 30 x4)
Turning (turning 30 x4)
30 (turning 30 x4)
I'm turning 30 (turning x4)
When he was 27
My granddad fought in Vietnam
When I was 27
I built a birdhouse with my mom
Oh fuck..
*sobs* How am I thirty?
I used to make fun of the boomers
In retrospect, a bit too much
Now all these fucking zoomers
Are telling me that I'm out of touch?
Oh yeah, well,
Your fucking phones are poisoning your minds, okay?
So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late '20s
Don't come crawling back to me-
I'm (turning 30 x4)
Turning (turning 30 x4)
30 (turning 30 x4)
I'm turning 30 (turning 30 x4)
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
Stupid fucking ugly boring children
It's 2020 and I'm 30
I'll do another ten
2030 I'll be 40
I'll kill myself then
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