Arthur

That moment when you have a shit ton of time to work on your books but you refuse to

I was today years old when I realized that "why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side" is a s*icide joke and I haven't been the same since

I'm going to start working on request again because my dumb ass has no idea what to write

Which Marvel character has had the most partners? 

I'm just going to start writing in a 6th grade essay format and no one can stop me. 

Do y'all ever stay up all night cause y'all saw a spider and don't know where the fuck it went? 

Did you know that Peni Parker (from into the spider-verse) was created by Gerard Way (my chemical romance)? 'Cause I did fucking know! 

Just found out my best friend has my contact saved in their phone as "the homosexual encyclopedia"... 
          
          
          
          I mean they're not wrong

I have decided that I'm going to be my own goth girlfriend and no one can stop me

Just got into a screaming match with my uncle because he threatened to beat my sister up while she was at school. Now y'all know we(me and my sister) don't get along all the time but I'll be DAMNED IF I LET A GROWN ASS BOTCH THREATEN MY FUCKING SISTER! BEST BELIEVE I'M READY TO FUCK SHIT UP! BUT I'M SMALL SO I CAN'T DO SHIT! BUT Y'ALL KNOW I DON'T TOLERATE DISRESPECT OF ANY KIND!  NO TO ME! NOT TO MY SISTER! NOBODY! WE YELLED FOR ABOUT 16 MINUTES BEFORE MY MOM CAME BACK FROM HER BOYFRIENDS HOUSE! AND THEN HE GONE SAY SHE SHOULD LET HIM THREATEN A 15 YEAR OLD BECAUSE SHE "LET" ME BE GAY..... *long sigh*.... BITCH