Wierd_hooman
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SO MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH SENT ME A LINK AND SAID "I love this song have you heard it?" AND IT WAS FREAKING 'GIRLS LIKE GIRLS' AND I JUST-
We talked about how we've both been listening to that song for forever and we both love it and here's how the convo went from there
me: so wait.... does this mean......?
friend: wellll... let's talk on Saturday or smthn in person
me: SO DOES IT MEAN.....?!
friend: Idk yet
me: That's alright
Anyway I think my church friend might be bi or something AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER so we will discuss on saturday
microwavegurl
so- what's with the bob ross× reader disliking..? that's so random...
Wierd_hooman
SO MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH SENT ME A LINK AND SAID "I love this song have you heard it?" AND IT WAS FREAKING 'GIRLS LIKE GIRLS' AND I JUST-
We talked about how we've both been listening to that song for forever and we both love it and here's how the convo went from there
me: so wait.... does this mean......?
friend: wellll... let's talk on Saturday or smthn in person
me: SO DOES IT MEAN.....?!
friend: Idk yet
me: That's alright
Anyway I think my church friend might be bi or something AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER so we will discuss on saturday
Wierd_hooman
guys
I need your help.
I DESPERATELY want a Remus costume and I know that I can't make one so I looked it up on google and I can't find it.
I REALLY WANT A REMUS SUIT FOR HALLOWEEN CAN SOMEONE SHOW ME WHERE TO BUY ONE
please? It would be so gosh dang cool!
Wierd_hooman
Guys, I have something very important to tell you. Before I do, I want you to know that this means a lot to me, and I hope you accept me for who I am. I've been living in America for a while now, actually my whole life, but I feel like America will not approve. Once again, I hope nothing changes. You are all so important to me. Here it goes. I think...
I might be Canadian
Wierd_hooman
Am I a little upset? Mabey! Why? I'll tell you!
I had on this new (gay looking) jacket that I LOVE and a black beanie. I walk downstairs and ask my mom what she thinks of it. She this face like 'ohhhh honey' and says
"well, it's a little masculine"
"How so?"
"you're... a woman"
I kid you not I was ready to fight for my life. so I say:
"what's that got to do with anything?"
"Well, once again you're a woman. The beanie is more masculine, and it's how boys wore it when I was in college, so it's better if you wear it like this!"
She takes off my beanie, folds it up, and puts it on in a different way.
"That's better!"
"So why can't I wear it like it was before?"
"You can, I just think it looks a lot better like this.
So we go back and forth a little bit, and now I'm a bit worked up, so I say,
"Does that mean you think it's wrong for a man to wear a dress?"
"no. A man can wear a dress and makeup and even have boobs if he wants, but it's not really..."
"right?"
"something I personally like. Do you know how grandma and grandpa used to smoke? I don't like smoke, I think it's disgusting!" *fake gag* "but that doesn't mean I love them any less! So yes, It's not wrong for a man to wear a dress."
I was kind of not happy.
"So I shouldn't wear my beanie like this?"
"Oh, it just looks better the other way, like a girl like you! But if you want, you can wear it that way."
I had to walk away, I knew I wouldn't get anywhere otherwise.
Anyway, that was my rant about a stupid beanie that I probably won't wear anymore! Hav e a nice day everyone!
Wierd_hooman
@DaveSportIsCoot Precisely! There is literally NO SUCH THING AS THE PERFECT WOMAN
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Wierd_hooman
@DaveSportIsCoot Exactly! that just makes me mad that females are expected to wear more feminine clothing. Sometimes I like to wear dresses, sometimes I like to wear beanies that look kind of boyish! Society really kind of sucks
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Wierd_hooman
My brother's friend thought that there was a COUNTRY
called lesbian.
all because of that one vine
he thought that lesbians were people that lived in that country
and he thought that lesbianism
WAS A RELIGION
Wierd_hooman
@Sparrow911 y̸̛̮̫̋̉͒̌̎̀́̽̈́́͝͠͠ę̴̩̭͚̪̦͓̓̆̒̌́s̷̨͓̟͔̪̩̬̤͉͎͉̞̼͐̽́̊̚͝.̵̧̡̙͚̼̻̬͇̗͓͚̬̳͐̀̃̎̐̒͒̅̑͝͝ ̴̡̘̺͈̻̤͚̖͕̦̹͚͗͗̔̅̿̀̾̏̍̎̍͐ẅ̴̡̨͍́̆̊̍͗̃͋ͅȅ̵̝̹͕̻̺̠̤̻̺̙̗̲͖̹̐͆͋̀̑̂̾̊͌̀̓̈́͘͠ ̴̬̮͍͇͚̺͈̯̫̲̪̋̇̏̑̎m̵̘̬̝͔̬͔̩̀u̶̢̖̣̣̖̬͗͒̔́̔̒̃̿͘s̵̟̺̬̘̬̗̣̺͚̳̝͚̣̠̃̏̐͑̀͋̎͒͌̓̑͂̌̓͘t̴͓̗̠̞͈̫̹̳̙̟̻̤͑̆̀̄̔̾̕͘ ̸͍̙͋ḱ̵̡̳̫͙́̐̐̄͊̀̏̏͆̽̔̕͝ë̸̛͈́̍̽͂͂̔͋̿̐̋͛̒̓͘e̵̡̖̮̦̪̖̬̞͍̓͊̈́̂̈́͝p̷̯̹̾̌̓̅̒̍̇̕̚ ̶̢̢͍̩̬̣̞͔̓̉̒͐͆́́͠ḥ̶̛̺̯̾̒̔͗̅̒̄͛͝͝î̷̘̮̺͇͈͕̦͌̃́͗͂͒̔́̇̓ͅḿ̸̡̰͍̈́͆ ̴̢̠̣̪̣͌̑̎́́f̵͓̯̠̱̥͔̲̜͎͍̯͕͚̋̇̄̀͋͆̂̓͆̿͐̃͊̐͆ͅr̷͔̰̹̭̮̻̗̬̳͓̯͐̏̓̋̽͝ö̶̡̨̢̜̼̰̘̦̲̘͓͚̬͈́̎̾͑̂̇̈́̈́́̓̚͘͝͠m̷̼̱̰̊̀̄͋̌͊ ̵̰͇̺̼̥̩͉̗̺̏̓́͗͌̚͘͘͠k̵̥̞̺̲͎͉͉̫̣̤͈̀͆̉͑̈́̃̌͑̐̏͌̈͜ͅn̸̯̺͓̳̿͒̉̉͜ǫ̸̻̫͍̩̮̰͈̥̲̩͒̆̄͋̏͗̓̈́͊̄ŵ̴̡̹̟͍̠̲̙̖̗̤̌́͐̉̅̌̏́͝i̷̲̜̙̼͎̔͛͛́̍̾́͊̈́͆̚͜͝ņ̷̝̺̦̖͔̜̬͉̂̀͐͗́͠g̶̨̧͓̦͕̘̦̲̺̖̤̹̝̯̝̈́ ̴̧̢̤͈̻͙̙͎̣͙͇͎͔̓̈́̅̈́̆̚͜m̵̛̙̲̝̟̫͇̥̩̓͒͊̈́̄͐͂͆͐̀͝͝ö̶͙͓̝̲̤̗̖́̎͋̃̈͌̆̾̒r̶̢̨̢̧̧͇̦͖̮̮̎͋̉͜͝é̶̡̼̖̠̙̺̫̣̳̟̹̀͑̋̀̊̀̐̊̃̕͝͝.̴̛̞̞͇̬̙̎̑̎̊̄͒̕͜ͅ
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Wierd_hooman
Hey, what's up? I did NOT die! I just haven't had access to the internet in four months :D
I want to be more active but that might not happen. Anyway, it's good to be back!
Wierd_hooman
ah yes, this is the life! waking up at 4am to feed my foster cat! (honestly, I love it she's adorable)
by the way, I got a new foster cat and her name is Charlie and she's around a week old! she was born on July 4th too!
Wierd_hooman
Raise your hand if one time you went on a trip that lasted 6 days and there was no internet and when you got back your Wattpad account had over 500 notifs and everything hurts because you pulled muscles in both your arms
Wierd_hooman
@NerdTicciToby7 well, it's good that they're letting you know! on my trip, I went to Lake Powell
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Am_Rat
@Wierd_hooman well they were apologizing to me for not talking to me because they were on a trip and there was no internet
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