Just drank a beer for the first time, it was a uh Dos Equis? Normal bottle. Here’s my honest option: it’s pretty good for gay people, cuz it builds up a tolerance to eating unwiped ass. In just the first few sips, I started to feel something, still drinking the rest, but it feels good. Helps me get my mind off all this stress I’ve been through lately. I hope I don’t wake up hungover tomorrow, that will be hard to explain to my parents.