Hi guys im the straightest dude in my whole friend group and im still writing this my homie roped me into dandys world but i like games like tf2, edf, and payday 2. L4D2 is also good, so expect references from those games. My favorite character is Shrimpo and im super american. also I like stupid music like the tf2 mercs singing out of touch and the song my heart is cold. Blehlelele
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Winterdimensions
Aug 19, 2026 03:37AM
Just drank a beer for the first time, it was a uh Dos Equis? Normal bottle. Here’s my honest option: it’s pretty good for gay people, cuz it builds up a tolerance to eating unwiped ass. In just the f...View all Conversations
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