Things you should know about me.      Mysterious Not a Doctor but willing to play one on TV, magnetic vibe
Professional asshole Quiet observer. Loud thoughts.
Collecting sunsets, scars, and stories most people skip.
Currently rewriting the script of my life. Confident / low-key powerful
Built different.
Speak softly, move mountains,
Utah nights • big dreams • zero apologies Witty
Professional overthinker. Amateur legend of my hometown of Mt. Pleasant, UT and everywhere eventually.
Powered by coffee, Burbon, and spite, and questionable life choices. Minimalist cool
Here for the long game.
Words optional. Actions permanent.
Royal by name. Royalty by nature. Adventurous / free-spirit energy
Chasing horizons since day one.
Mountains, midnight drives, and making memories that don't fit in frames.
Sanpete roots • worldwide plans.
  • The Armpit of Hell
  • JoinedNovember 1, 2020

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Stories by Rassmuson
Barry's Waterpark Nightmare by WireWood1299
Barry's Waterpark Nightmare
Barry is scared of water but he decided to face his fears head on
May the Force be Kinky Always by WireWood1299
May the Force be Kinky Always
a convention isn't what that!¡ tou ox
The Dating Disaster by WireWood1299
The Dating Disaster
The Worst Date Ever.