Elias

(Screams softly) Hello?

This just in: Witchitus is gay

JESUS MY HETALIA FICS ARE TRASH BUT I LOVE THEM BUT THEYRE STILL TRASH

my mom: What do you do in all your free time while you're home?
          
          me, hiding all my search history of me watching the 2010 Karate Kid: nothing

Haha guess it's time to pack my bags and hop on the train to get the fuck away from here haha bye bye guys I don't know anything in history but it was nice knowing y'all but my people need me far FAR away from this city so goodbye that's it I'm done I'm out bye bye bois

thats a little gay

NICO DI ANGELO IS MY LITTLE BABY THAT CAN KICK YOUR BOOTY AND POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND BUT HE'S A LITTLE GAY SWEETHEART. ALSO, I GET REALLY UPSET WHEN PEOPLE DO THE FRICKEN QUEER-ERASURE THING AND MAKE HIM STRAIGHT LIKE NO HES GAY AND WILL ALWAYS BE GAY SO PLEASE DONT EVER QUEER-ERASE. THANKS.
          THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

tmw you reawaken the weeb inside of you and start crying over a song about loneliness because it hits too close to home
          
          Anyways this is an announcement that I have reawaken and am re-releasing This is Earth and it is waaaaaayyyy better. Once I finish updating the old chapters, I'll start releasing newer ones (hopefully) shortly lol.

Hire a Samurai

Maybe I'm a little gay for Germany...and everyone else on that show