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Alexa play foolish one by Taylor swift because I keep starting books thinking that they won’t destroy me and then they always do

Ok now the 1D crack fic is published for realzies 

GUYS J HAD MY WHOLE FIC WRITEEN OUT JN WATTPAD AND NOW IT GONE I UPLOADED JT AND NOW ITS GONE NOOOOO

Guys I just posted my 1D crack fic if any of you guys wanna read it (I wish I could put emojis on this)

Guys my friend and I wrote a crack one direction adopting/mafia/fifty shades of grey/surprise pregnancy/turns out they were siblings all along fic wieh all of 200 words would you read it (I would be putting outrageous emojis here if I could)

RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE WAS SO GOOD OMFG I LOVED THAT JESUS CHRIST THERE WERE THINGS FROM THE BOOK I WISH THEYD KEPT BUT OVERALL IT WAS SO GOOD
          
          ALSO I WISH TS WAS ON THE SOUNDTRACK SHE WOULDVE BEEN SO PERFECT

SCREAMING CRYING STAYING UP FOR THAT LIVE WAS THE BEST THING IVE EVER DONE I CALLED IT I WAS RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT JSNKSNS
          
          WE LOST NEW ROMANTICS AND NEW YEARS DAY IM GONNA SOB
          
          NEW PFP GUYS

I remember reading tms for the first time almost two years ago and seeing all the comments from 2019 and before and being like “wow those are old” NOW MY COMMENTS ARE THE OLD ONES THAT WAS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO THATS SO WEIRD

I’m so far behind on ootp now there’s a third book??? I need to get motivated to finish it omf

MY DAD JUST GOT TO THE WOLFSTAR WEDDING AND HE SAID IT WAS A FUN CHAPTER AND HE LOST IT AT THE UNICORN JUMPING OUT OF THE BRIEF CASE LMAO and then he said that (he doesn’t check comments thank GOD) he can see the two most recent comments and someone w the user slut4james was making comments and he thought it was hilarious