Guys, I remember I was reading this lost mafia princess book, and there was this scene where the dad thinks his daughter is having sex, so he gives her a box of condoms (and there is like, a large ass variety of sizes) and she’s like, “No dad, I’m a virgin!”, and when she leaves, she bumps into one of her older brothers, and then he’s like, “What’s in the box?”, and he looks, and she’s like, “Oh, dad gave them to me!”, and she runs and the brother screams, “Dad, why are you giving my baby sister condoms!?”, and yeah. I’m trying to find/remember the book but I can’t! Please help me.
