Am I back? I might be back. Maybe I'm back. Haven't decided yet.

HELLO! I'm back. Probably. I exist in a quantum superposition of Back and Not Back. So I might be inactive sometimes but its just up to chance. HI! I'm Alfred, but you can call me whatever you damn well please. I write stuff occasionally but VERY infrequently. I have an awful lot of really good ideas but I rarely get around to writing about them. These days I mostly write Science Fiction, though you may see on my profile the relics of my Horror writing days. I'm always happy to chat about science, life, the universe and everything, whatever is on your mind.

If you so desire I can read one of your stories and give you some feedback, I don't ask the same in return, I just like reading people's stories. DM me if you want me to have a look at yours. I'm also good at science so if you want some real scientific input in your scifi stories then let me know!

Always remember, originality is key. This is art, everything that exists within it is subject to change. It is illogical to do nothing but stick to the mould.

I make all my covers using Adobe Photoshop elements 11 and photos off of google images. Credit to original creators.

Cheerio!

"It is not our part to master all the tides of this world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they have is not ours to rule"

- Gandalf the White
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