Wacky Berry is a friendly grammar policeman with an understated sense of politeness and an over-inflated imagination (not overactive - WB knows the difference). When not writing semi-fulfilling pieces of short fiction, WB can often be found ogling sunbathing crocodiles, sipping on dawn-fresh dewdrops, or futilely howling at the full moon in the hope of achieving its lifelong dream of becoming a werewolf.