Hey, hey, hey! It's me wordsperminute-!!

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME:

Name: Words, Minute, Eggman, Eggy Mr America, Wordle turtle, Socks (on discord), Melon (on discord) 

Gender: Pinecone (agender- idc I'm comfortable with all labels or no labels)

Preferred Pronouns: They/them, Who took/my tree

Sexuality: if I like you, I like you..... that includes trees. God, trees are so smexy. 

Age: Too cool for school

Availability: Freaking lonely boi hours

Occupations: President of Wattpad (and one day the world MUHAHAHHAAHAHJA), Air Force (yeah that's right I have bombs MUAHHAHAHaahh), Therapist (when one of my friends are down), Writer (I don't get paid tho ;-; ), Artist (a low key joke)

Fandoms: Countryhumans, Statehumans, Luca (the movie), Hazbin Hotel, MHA, I'm actually into many more things, but I ain't gonna tell u wat they are.... :) you don't need to find out. It will ruin your life.

Anything else: I'm obsessed with @mandelacesar so please give them a lot of love and a lot of follows (we're also matching profiles rn <3) 

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Hmmmm..... you should know.... that....  I have problems. : 3

I am @Official_Reichtangle 's Poland, so watch out I'm protected and I'm a country! ; )

UM, as you know I'm the other President, so lick my shoes. I kid, unless....

I just keep digging my grave bigger and bigger. 

Oi my awesome polar bear friend is @xXCanadianHoneyyXx SO GO FOLLOW THEM!!!!

@Millie040305, @HostClub_Life, @Daddy_ThighsMassive (mother but actually daddy) and @FriendlySpiderMom are my adopted parents, so if you bullyment me I'm telling on you! Yo, @TexanGerman is my father/brother! My child is sweet_n_sofft_kitty! HAHA, I HAVE SUCH A BIG WATTPAD FAMILY..... : )

All my books are dedicated to @GreekMotherGoose and Rio (my fav wizard ❤️)

WHY YOU STILL HERE-!? *causally murders you*