Why, hello! *Tips Hat*

How have the lot of you been? Up to no good, I hope and hypothesize?

Me? Oh, well I've been quite caught up with a few complicated assasinations these days. But not to worry! Orders shall be executed to the fullest in due time! I shalln't be late for this important rape of thoughts!

Oh well. 

I guess I'm just another psycho, hoping to write and write till I manage to inflate myself with imaginary power and conquer the world. I tend to roll around in the backyard of my mind quite frequently. Tis a hobby.

If you wish to know of my more worldly, mortal obsessions, then let me confess my undying love for the uber-awesome band, Breaking Benjamin, and more importantly, their lead singer, Benjamin Burnley and his magically mesmerizing voice.

Also, Captain Jack Sparrow is most certainly my twin brother, seperated from me at birth only to be raised by the seas (Of rum).

The pockets of your mind may be emptied into my top hat if you possess any questions! I am always ready to answer, always at your service and nuclear disposal!

Would you care to check my stories out? If you would, I would be greatly honored. To the point of madness, perhaps.