I assure you, this is not the best bio I've ever written, but it's the one I update the most, therefore, it is the most accurate...I live alone in a tiny, one-room cottage and own a ginger kitten to keep me company. He's an asshole. I am completely in love with my boyfriend who lives in Australia, and come home tired from my 1 hour commute to my job as a Marketing Consultant for real estate agents. I procrastinate on everything and give all my advice with a great dose of sarcasm. 

I have a tattoo of a semicolon behind my right ear, Harley Quinn's diamond on the inside of my left arm, and am planning on getting at least four more in various locations. I'm a feminist, progressive, and pessimistic, which makes for an interesting life. 

I'm currently taking editing requests, so shoot me a PM if you ever need help. 

Instagram is @kitkatsaremycigarettes, Snapchat is kitkatsrmycigs, and Blog is linked below. Just lemme know if you're a Wattian :)

Have a great life and remember: don't walk like you rule the world; walk like you couldn't care less who did.