Greetings mortal, I hope your genitals are in a pleasant state of contentment.

To all my fans in the African State of Burkina Faso, all I can say is that you guys were right, indeed, the porridge in The Democratic Republic of Congo does taste like engine lubricant (Note: I in no way endorse the drinking of lubricants and associated engine products.  Best to leave that stuff to Bear Grylls!

Now, about me?  Well, I've recently been soul-searching.  I've concluded that:
I am rich.................rich in the knowledge that I am not rich.
I am understanding..............understanding enough to be incapable of understanding myself and others.
I am mysterious...............mysterious in a way to be labelled "mundanely common".




Oh and I wrote a book about a bunch of undead dudes.  Your expression is a mirror into your soul.  That includes writing!

Enjoy