Forewarning: IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE OR MAKE BIOS SO IF I RAMBLE OR REPEAT THINGS, DON'T BLAME ME BLAME MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY. Now that we've gotten that over with  HI! I'M PAIGE. YOU CAN CALL ME PARKER THOUGH(nickname I have for NonBinary/GenderFluid(?) reasons I guess?). I don't post books very often (TN: at all, ever, I might start if people ask me to but PROBS NOT), but you can often find me writing C R I N G Y comments on I N T E N S E fan fictions. I'm fandom trash, belonging from everything from music to video games to youtubers and EVERYTHING in between. I don't have many friends and spend most of my time on the internet because I have no life! I'm emo and probably a dick, but I don't actually care, so if you don't like me, PISS OFF! Some of my hobbies are reading, drawing, singing, fangirling, dancing, watching YouTube, Fangirling, writing, FANGIRLING, summoning Satan, dying inside, F A N G I R L I N G, dying outside, sleeping, eating, and did I mention Fangirling? Well now that we've got the BORING stuff over with, let's get into the shit that is probably why people hate me. 
Hello there. My name is Satan *Cough* Lucifer *Cough* PAIGE/Parker. I'm young, young enough at least, I live under you bed *Cough* in the shadows of the night *cough* hell *cough* THE USA. I like learning different languages such as bitch, sarcasm, dick, ŠÆTÆŃ, Gaelic, Runic, and French(and obviously English or you wouldn't be able to read this). 
Now that Satan finally left my soul (jk sold that depressing old thing in 2007 for taquitos (should have sold it for mcr to stay together), lets  wrap this up, shall we? LETS GET ROOOOOIGHT INTO THE OUTRO! (sorry not sorry) Welp that wraps it up folks, get ready for some strange shit and to cringe into the abyss! (Any abyss works, including the abyss of my soul) Hope you stick around to find out that I'm actually a nice person (lies) and I mean you no harm (also lies). Well anyway
~Paige out!PEACE