"Freeze your brain," ヽ('▽`)/

Hallo! I'm your friendly neighborhood penguin from North pole, who jokes around and pukes cupcakes and rainbows. A walking fluff of frustration, confusion, distraction, contradiction with a dash of disappointment topped with glitters and sprinkled with blood

[If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.]

•Orpheus: 13th Squad
•The Manipulation Game
•7PM
•Switch
•Everything Will.
•Earthbound
•The Reaper Wears Gucci
•TinamoCafè

I swear by love and dewicious sweets! ヽ('▽`)/

Twitter: @Yelokun
IG: @yelokun_
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  • JoinedJuly 21, 2014



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