Good Day! I believe in a Sjin called love, and believe that Smith would hands-down win a Survival Of The Gingerest at Yogtowers. I LOVE TTBB and Area 11, especially ATLITS, Vectors and Tokyo House Party, and am currently one of the (probably only) two Hatters in Norfolk so... Yeah! I am a Bi Transgender dude called Matt, but my given name's Mai if you don't feel comfortable with that. :) *Also a Yognau(gh)t and a Chicken Stripper!* MOU KORE IJOU NOME MASEN! I HAVE NO SPECIALTY; MEDIOCRITY! And, most importantly, WHOEVER I KILLED, WHATEVER I BURNED, I PROBABLY MEANT IT! 

Actually AMASMITH writers:
@PAHornby
@Magicazola
@FaultInOurArea11
@FangirlisticFever
@FaultInMagicYogFever
@FaultInOurAlexSwag38 
Sorry if I missed anyone!

*WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY* Never, NEVER insult the following things in front of me:

Twins
Sexual orientation of others
Race of others
Death of siblings
Brothers
Alex Smith (If you know me, you'll know why)
People with Dyspraxia and/or Anger Issues
Cousins


Oh, and Albus Dumbledore (For the reference xD)



Feel FREE to insult in front of me:

Katie Hopkins
People who use racism, sexism, or any other form of discrimination (As long as you let me kill them with Duncan's machete and Smith's fire)
Smith's new haircut (But don't be too mean!)





GOOD DAY! :) *Wrote that intro LIKE AN ABSOLUTE AMASJIN, PARVELLOUS, TROTTALLY FABUROSS, RYTHIANTASTIC SIR*