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I do have another account, but I'm not a believer of self advertisement.

So, I liiiiike fooood, I love Percy Jackson books, Lindsey Stirling is da bomb, Soccer is da bomb, My violin is L I F E, and I like food

I'm only 82 years of age and currently dying from a sickness by the scientific term "boredom" which is why I logged onto Wattpad. I love to read and read and read and write and write and write.

So, this Co, I'm cool (not really) like a duck that just hatched from its cool embryo, (yeah, that sounded better in my head)

I am what they call a pessimist, a sarcastic genius that notices every flaw in life and has nada hope. So when we're in the apocalypse, don't come running to me, cause I'll just like... Yeah, I'm not exactly the up and improvised speechy type of person.

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