There was once a man who entered a pun contest. He entered ten of his best puns in hopes that one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
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Hey! I'm writing a story.A zombie one.It's gonna be great, I know.I'm really excited.I've already got the plot down and some of the introduction, but I need a gender and a name or a gender-less...
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Good Job by call_me_epic
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Rachel by call_me_epic
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Paris and Rachel, Rachel and Paris. Then the car crash. Now there's only Paris.
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