You-Get-No-Madiens

Anyone got some GOOD Harry Potter Angst that DOSENT HAVE DRARRY?!?! Drarry is personally not my taste yk. It can be on wattpad, A03, fanfic.net, all of those but I just need a really good one and one that kinda follows the og storyline with maybe a change here and there, bc I've been making my own angst all in my head for like the past 4 months. Also it would be great if it was COMPLETE!!! Ty ^^

My friends keep trying to figure out what fanfics I read since I've mentioned how traumatized I am from Wattpad, A03, Fanfic.net, etc. They've yet to succeed....

*ahem* 
          
          "It is not you, who gets no bitches- however, it is the bitches who don't get you.." 
          
          "Therefore, you are NOT bitchless, but the bitches are without you." 
          
          -The Words of a Very Wise Person.

My fellow Mexicans! Our amigos have arrived, the aliens are here!!!!
          
          I'm sure you've all heard, but if you have not, the government has basically confirmed that aliens are real. Yes, you heard that right. Congress said this. I would suggest watching the video on yt to hear all of this, just search up, "government confirms aliens," and I'm sure  you'll find everything.
          
          
          Hey, I kinda thought I would be able to live until 2050, but I guess the universe just decided to pull the biggest "Screw you" in history. 
          
          Hey, idk abt yall non-mexican folk, but I think us Mexicans have a good chance of befriending them. We're both called aliens. Maybe they'll stay to hear La Chona and befriend us. 
          
          Eh, whatever happens, I hope yall stay safe and don't see any aliens. But if you do, do the most reasonable thing....take a selfie and post it on Instagram. Or maybe live stream with it, it'll make great content.  
          
          
          AND YES, EVEN WITH THIS GOING ON, YOU WILL ALL GET NO BITCHES. ALIEN OR NOT.
          
          -your favorite bitch ✨️ 

Hello fellow comrades....

Hello I am following you now bc of a comment I saw you posted on claps of fear that was SO nice! Also, I love ur username!

Tysm for following me :)

You all get no bitches