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anyway... New hereish.
  • Berlin, Germany (actually El Paso, Texas)
  • JoinedJuly 18, 2022

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Funny thing, I feel like shit! I think I’m sick, so I’m not going to be able to make any of my stories.
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It's a cold day, atypical of winter. December 12th. Not much is happening this fine day. Germany is working...
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These are my countryhuman headcanons! Please don't judge me with them! Anyway, agree to disagree. I also try...
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(Cover not mine) If you ever wanted your country, or any country, to fall head over heels for you, then here...
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