-Two black guys are walking down the street and they pass a sign that says ; Will make you white for 99 cents ;. Black guy 1 has a dollar and Black Guy 2 has 98 cents.-

Black Guy 1: Aight so listen ima walk in there, turn white, and when I come out I'll give you the extra penny

Black Guy 2: Aight fo sho

*Black Guy 1 walks into building and then comes back out wearing a fresh new tuxedo with a brief case and cream colored white skin*

Black Guy 2: Damn homie, now gimmie that penny.

White Guy: Tch. Get a job, nigger