Kinkiest of Servants

-Two black guys are walking down the street and they pass a sign that says " Will make you white for 99 cents". Black guy 1 has a dollar and Black Guy 2 has 98 cents.-
          
          Black Guy 1:  "Aight so listen ima walk in there, turn white, and when I come out I'll give you the extra penny"
          
          Black Guy 2: "Aight fo sho"
          
          *Black Guy 1 walks into building and then comes back out wearing a fresh new tuxedo with a brief case and cream colored white skin*
          
          Black Guy 2: "Damn homie, now gimmie that penny."
          
          White Guy: "Tch. Get a job, nigger"
          
          *White Guy walks away*

Fuck you!
          Fuck you, and fuck your mother
          and your father, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, cousin, daughter, son, fucking cat, dog, or whatever  little fucking shit you have in your home you call a pet you fat fucking, stupid, cock sucking, shit loving whore. Go fuck yourself you god forsaken cunt fucking bitch. I hope you having a shitty life filled with pain and suffering. I hope you have two beautiful children that both die of cancer. I hope whatever pet you received dies immediately of cancer, I hope all the remaining people in your life commit suicide. I hope you get into a freak fucking accident that leaves you with all your fucking limbs ripped off. I hope you cry every fucking night to sleep because everyone you love is dead and you're nothing but a lump of meat with a face that's constantly moving in their own blood, shit, and piss. I hope you become fucking immortal so you have to constantly live in fucked state of yours. From then on, everyday, I will come to wherever the fuck you're at and tie a jar of rats to your face, blow torch the other end of that jar so the rats are forced to escape the jar by clawing trough your ugly whore face. So moral of the story is, Fuck You. Fuck your family. And I hope you get Aids!

tf is your new book

Wattpad is 99% cancer

SANGO

Sango That You?

That profile pic tho XD

You're not the devil