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I have the time so all of my favs are : “Woah how did I do that? Is time now moving slow?” “No *bonks with weapon* I just made your thoughts quick.” “Woah that is so sick!” (Little Wolf) Hermes’ stupid little laugh (Wouldn’t You Like & Dangerous) “You plotted to kill my son, you planned to rape my wife! All of you are going to die.” (Odysseus) “I know of a brilliant prophet, problem is this prophet is dead. I can’t get you home but I’ll get you to the Underworld instead!” (There Are Other Ways) “You’re not looking for a mentor, I’m not looking for a friend! I mistook you for a general, what a waste of effort spent!” (My Goodbye) “Twenty years we wandered but today you’re not alone! My son I’m finally home!” (I Can’t Help But Wonder) “Here in the roots of this flower, there lies such a power to take her on. You must consume it, digest it and you’ll manifest a being of your creation. All you need is imagination, though it’s only for a moment, til you’ve beaten your opponent! AND I CALL THIS ROOT, HOLY MOLY.” (Wouldn’t You Like)