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Ingredients:
          2 waffles
          2 chicken breasts, cooked and sliced
          2 eggs, cooked to preference
          4-6 strips of bacon, cooked until crispy
          Maple syrup
          Salt and pepper, to taste
          Butter, for toasting the waffles
          
          Instructions:
          Toast the waffles and spread some butter on them.
          Layer the cooked chicken slices on top of one waffle.
          Place the cooked eggs on top of the chicken.
          Add a layer of crispy bacon strips.
          Drizzle some maple syrup over the bacon.
          Place the second waffle on top of the maple syrup.
          Cut the sandwich in half and serve.
          
          Enjoy your "Fuck It" sandwich!

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meals i had in my early years of college or when one of my roommates medication runs out
          
          The 'fuck this shit'
          Ingredients:
          1 frozen pizza
          1 bag of Cheetos
          3-4 jalapeños, sliced
          1 package of $2 sushi rolls
          1 head of lettuce
          1 large tortilla wrap
          
          Instructions:
          Preheat the oven according to the instructions on the frozen pizza.
          Place the frozen pizza in the oven and bake until cooked through and crispy.
          Crush the Cheetos into small pieces and set aside.
          Once the pizza is cooked, take it out of the oven and let it cool for a few minutes.
          Cut the pizza into small pieces and place them in a large mixing bowl.
          Add the sliced jalapeños and the $2 sushi rolls to the bowl and mix well.
          Rinse and chop the lettuce into small pieces and add it to the bowl.
          Add the crushed Cheetos to the bowl and mix everything together.
          Lay out the tortilla wrap and spoon the pizza mixture onto the center of the wrap.
          Fold the sides of the wrap over the mixture and roll it up tightly.
          Serve immediately and enjoy!
          
          the "to hell with it"
          Ingredients:
          1 large sausage
          Dorito chips
          1 frozen pizza
          Cream cheese
          
          Instructions:
          Preheat your oven to the temperature indicated on the frozen pizza packaging.
          Cook the frozen pizza according to the instructions on the packaging.
          While the pizza is cooking, wrap the large sausage with crushed Dorito chips, making sure to coat it well.
          Once the pizza is done cooking, remove it from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes.
          Spread a layer of cream cheese over the cooked pizza.
          Place the Dorito-coated sausage on top of the cream cheese.
          Roll up the pizza and sausage into a burrito-like shape.
          Return the rolled-up pizza to the oven and bake for an additional 5-10 minutes until the sausage is heated through and the Dorito coating is crispy.
          Remove from the oven and let cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving.