Dameon Farris

Hey are you up for vote for vote, follow for follow 

Hi! It’s been a while, and I miss Marcus already. I’m reading your new story, but it’s hard to really enjoy it with such a busy schedule. 

          Wussup friends. ZedoTheHedo here. The real one. Your AI is too scared to impersonate me. Badge of honor.
          
          Quick update. One chapter a day for now, but in a few days I'm switching to music videos. My listeners and readers both deserve attention, and lately the messages have shifted from "when's the next song?" to "we have your coordinates." So. Videos. Sick ones. With actual editing.
          
          I'll still upload chapters. Every couple days instead of daily. Most of you know I write about Marcus. Each chapter is 3,000 to 7,000 words. AI helps with grammar and spacing—that's it. Nothing else. Because apparently I'm "too inappropriate." Too gory. Too much cursing. Something about a wolf girl scene that broke the filter. I tried using it for story direction exactly once. It was obvious. Sterile. Wouldn't let me describe someone's ribcage opening like a cabinet. That's my whole brand.
          
          So I scrapped that shortcut. AI's good for paragraphs. Not soul. The soul is all human. All tired. All spite and caffeine.
          
          New plan: one chapter every two days of whatever story you're following. Still writing. Still recording. Still here. Just splitting the time so no one shows up with pitchforks.
          
          You're the best. You're also slightly threatening. I respect both.
          
          — ZedoTheHedo 

I came down with the Freezer Yeti Fever. So today unlike most days. I will not be uploading a chapter. My head is to foggy. Ill instead read your stories and catch up on missing chapters of my friends 

Hey Dameon! Thanks for the follow.

@ZedoTheHedo oh no I wasn't saying it was a bad thing, I just genuinely thought it was intentional and I think so did all the people thanking you. But even unintentionally you actually are helping a lot of people out, even if your just trying to find something to read while you eat breakfast lmao

@Npc3277 ya, im sorry sadly im a slow reader. Some stories I immediately lose interest in and click away leaving only 1 like. But other if I catch comedy I immediately start leaving comments. But I try to have an open mind. And I often do finish any story I start. Maybe I read 2 chapters today. Then 2 more tomorrow. Usually mixing it up with a new story I find whos friends with my friends. My stories are ummm... dark. Gory. Full of dark jokes. So I dont expect them to read any of mine. Just bored. Trying to find the one hidden gem that will keep me hooked for a while. So far not found much but I did find some anime stories that I really like. Id like more if they had more humor. That said im not asking anyone to thank me. Or to follow me back. Im just on the hunt for a hidden author. Also the romance I hate ngl. Only read the few I do to support my friends who support me. I usually just focus on letting them know best punctuation

Thanks for voting on The Last Philosopher :)

I’m kinda confused why everyone is thanking you, it’s weird, I mean like thanks for that, but it feels like a bunch of bots, and the fact that your covers are ai generated doesn’t help me

Thank you for the follow and votes! Appreciate you, and what your doing for all us small creators!