Zel

I have returned

POV: You’re fighting 5 Lynels in TotK in the Floating Colosseum. Golden Hour comes on.
          
          ME: *screaming to the chorus*  

He picked up Mipha’s body first, placing her on the floor, her hands clasped together in a peaceful position. He then had no choice but to roll Daruk into position, putting his hands together too. He then went for Urbosa, her slim body going next to Daruk. Then Revali. His eyes were open, so Link gently closed them and carried him next to Mipha. 
          
          Finally, he picked up Zelda, and placed her in the middle, her hair spread out. He kissed her cheek before grabbing the Hyrule Royal Banister from the wall and placing it over the group. 
          
          It was an old tradition to honour fallen allies or soldiers who had fought valiantly. He fell to his knees and sobbed. He couldn’t stop hearing Zelda’s gasps for air, Urbosa’s grunting, Daruk loud roars of pain, Mipha’s cries, and Revali’s screams. 
          
          How did it come to this?

I’ve lost my voice, so I was trying to sign to mum, but we both just got confused so I texted her lol

After playing Age of Calamity, I kinda now understand Kohga. He isn’t like most villains who don’t care about their recruits. He cares about the Clan and I like that admiration. He’s also funny lol

Have any of you played Age of Calamity? If so, you know in BotW and TotK, when you were fighting a boss, a huge health bar would appear? How do you get that (like with strong enemies) in Age of Calamity? I know you can, cause I’ve seen it. I can target them, but that’s it. It’s just the tiny red bar above their heads

Daruk: *On duty, in the middle of nowhere with no bushes* I need to go to the bathroom…I have t been in 12 hours.
          
          Mipha: I haven’t been in 15 hours.
          
          Urbosa: I haven’t been in 20.
          
          Revali: I haven’t been in 25 hours.
          
          Zelda: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

I’m confused. Makar in Wind Waker is a Korok…who thrives around nature. Medli, however, is a Rito who can FLY. 
          
          So why is Makar the wind sage and Medli the earth sage? Huh?

10 (In order) fictional deaths that made me cry real tears. 
          
          10. Finnick Odair (HG) - He didn’t deserve to die
          9. Wiress - (HG) She was a remarkable woman and her death absolutely broke me. 
          8. Royce Hemlock (SW) - Don’t ask. 
          7. Primrose Everdeen (HG) - She was like what? 13? I think? Truly heartbreaking. 
          6. Mineru (TLoZ) - Mineru was so kind and what a great guide for Zelda…her death was sad but when her spirit has finally done her job, then when she fades away, I cried. 
          5. Sonia (TLoZ) - She was WAYYYY too kind. She’s like so mother right now. 
          4. Mipha (TLoZ) - She was only—in human years—17…and she was so kind and truly did not deserve to die. 
          3. Link (TLoZ) - BOTW FINAL MEMORY we’re taking about. The way he gives Zelda the ‘I’ve failed you’ look absolutely made me cry, and she sobs over his body…wahhhhhhhhh. 
          2. Revali (TLoZ) - It has taken me 7 years to give him recognition that he’s more than a jerk. He was 21 (17 in my books) when he died and his fight was kinda unfair. He couldn’t freaking see. Considering he still had spots on his cheeks meant he was still a kid in Rito Years. When I looked into it, I genuinely cried. 
          
          
          1…TECH (SW) - I had never truly cried so much over a fictional character’s death until then. The way it was executed and his last words…wow. I just…cried so hard then. 

I’m sorry, judge me all you like but Barbie (the recent stuff) and Frozen are my comfort tv stuff