Zelda_Story_Teller

As girls, we’re taught to cover up our shoulders and wear high neck clothes because our shoulders and mild cleavage might distract the boys. Why aren’t the boys taught to control their desire? Why should girls have to cover up because a few men might not be able to control themselves and take advantage. 
          	
          	I’m not saying this is all guys. It’s rare, thankfully, but we should be allowed to wear sleeveless clothes, high skirts and low cut shirts if we want to. (I get at school, but even then, why can’t we at least show our shoulders on no uniform days?) 
          	
          	Yes, we are allowed to wear these clothes, but some men take advantage of us, so we’re taught by our parents to cover up to protect ourselves. For me, clothing is one of my ways to express myself. But I’m so scared to wear the clothes I want to wear because I’m scared a man might not be able to control themselves. 
          	
          	And at least at my school, the girls were told not to wear any provocative clothing or ‘you’re asking for it’ as my teacher said (he was a man too) but the boys weren’t told not to do it. Why? Why weren’t they taught that it is wrong? Instead of telling us to cover up so it doesn’t happen, why not address the problem directly? The solution isn’t telling women to cover up. It’s telling men that that is not okay. 

Zelda_Story_Teller

As girls, we’re taught to cover up our shoulders and wear high neck clothes because our shoulders and mild cleavage might distract the boys. Why aren’t the boys taught to control their desire? Why should girls have to cover up because a few men might not be able to control themselves and take advantage. 
          
          I’m not saying this is all guys. It’s rare, thankfully, but we should be allowed to wear sleeveless clothes, high skirts and low cut shirts if we want to. (I get at school, but even then, why can’t we at least show our shoulders on no uniform days?) 
          
          Yes, we are allowed to wear these clothes, but some men take advantage of us, so we’re taught by our parents to cover up to protect ourselves. For me, clothing is one of my ways to express myself. But I’m so scared to wear the clothes I want to wear because I’m scared a man might not be able to control themselves. 
          
          And at least at my school, the girls were told not to wear any provocative clothing or ‘you’re asking for it’ as my teacher said (he was a man too) but the boys weren’t told not to do it. Why? Why weren’t they taught that it is wrong? Instead of telling us to cover up so it doesn’t happen, why not address the problem directly? The solution isn’t telling women to cover up. It’s telling men that that is not okay. 

Zelda_Story_Teller

I cannot hear squat right now. My hearing is so bad people have to shout at me. My good ear (I’m almost completely deaf in one ear) decided to get infected because like being sick isn’t enough apparently. And the doctor checked me out three days ago and said my ear was fine and then today she looked at my ear and was like “yeah. That’s really bad”
          
          So nowwww I need drops that sting like hell AND antibiotics and I still feel like shite. 

Zelda_Story_Teller

Do you think Din Djarin can swim?

Zelda_Story_Teller

@HenryBrand Well, I don’t think anyone can swim in acid so that makes sense. 
            
            Yes, you would think that but he almost drowns twice in the show. 
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HenryBrand

@Zelda_Story_Teller Not in a vat of acid, no
            
            It depends on where he came from. I imagine tho, that as a former mandolorian, that he probably had to learn how
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The Royal Court (Heroes of Hyrule)
          
          The Royal Court, like the Ton from Bridgerton, is a group that was composed of the high society people of Hyrule. They are the equivalent of modern society’s ‘who’s who’ influencers. 
          While there are no lords, viscounts or dukes in Hyrule, the Royal Court itself is handpicked from richer families such as the Djarin’s and the Turrfield’s by Zelda herself. Those who aren’t picked for the Court, but are part of a high society family may help the Court as helpers. As of now, there are 10 members. 
          
          The Royal Court members have their own jobs within the Court, but as a whole, they are in charge of dictating who is or isn’t socially acceptable as well as keeping track of the marital activities. They are expected to dress accordingly, act politely and attend balls and sociable events. Like in Bridgerton, they busy themselves with making matches for the unmarried of the wealthy families, although it is not nearly as prominent as in Bridgerton. It’s sorta just a little thing they do every year or so. Like the Ton, they greatly enjoy gossip. 
          
          Notable Members
          Din Djarin
          Din, if the hierarchy existed in Hyrule, would most likely have the rank of a Viscount. His official title is Brother of the Gerudo, being married to Florence, the daughter of Ganondorf (the King of the Gerudo). Din is in charge within the Court of helping Zelda choose a diamond for each year. The year's Diamond refers to the one who’s most likely to be wed that year within the higher society. He usually stays towards the back of balls and parties at the start of the courting year (which goes from the beginning of spring to the beginning of winter the following year, giving the Court a season to rest), silently observing and reporting back to Zelda. 
          
          Florence Djarin
          Florence, if the hierarchy existed in Hyrule, would be a Viscountess, though she is the Princess of the Gerudo. Florence within the Court is in charge of hosting or arranging balls, parties and social events. 
          

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@ThyNoble
          
          You might find this funny lol. 
          
          So I was playing Tomadachi Life recently and I had created both Din and Florence as Mii’s and it wasn’t long before Din fell for Florence and then literally like an hour later when I came back to it after playing Silksong for a bit, he had a love bubble above his head and wanted to confess to her. 
          
          So he confessed and Florence was literally like ‘meh. No thanks’ and broke poor Din’s heart. The only friend he had was Florence so I didn’t have anyone to cheer him up. So I had to listen to him scream at the sea and blah blah blah while trying to cheer him up. 
          
          After like half an hour, I managed to cheer him up so he wasn’t depressed anymore and then half an hour later  Florence fell for Din. Like WHAT THE ACTUAL F FLORENCE?!
          
          Anyways, their sweethearts now and Din wants to get married. Like, I can’t with this game XD

Zelda_Story_Teller

Ugh. I hate being a woman sometimes 

Zelda_Story_Teller

@ThyNoble oof. We have to deal with periods, pregnancy (if we want kids), an annoying menstrual cycle that makes you panic when your period is late even though it would make zero sense to be pregnant lol. 
            
            And they still don’t pay us equally. Like, without us, the human race would not be able to reproduce 
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The worst bosses in Video Games I have fought recently. Key word FOUGHT. Doesn’t mean I’ve beat them yet lol. Also, this doesn’t mean they’re terrible. They’re all great bosses, I mean the ones I hated fighting. 
          
          Grand Mother Silk (Granny Silk, inside joke lol) - Silksong:
          She is freaking hard. Her attacks are all over the place and it’s hard to know where her blades are going to be to jump over or through when they start moving towards you off camera. Because her whole arena doesn’t cover the whole screen. 
          Phase 1 and 2 aren’t too bad but I’ve only gotten up to phase 3 out of 6. SIX. WHAT THE HECK. Plus, she’s a screamer. 
          
          Groal the Great (Groal the Awful, another inside joke)  - Silksong
          Everything about this boss is just so annoying. The run back even with the secret bench is a biatch. It’s in Bilewater, the most disgusting and vile place in the game and there’s a gauntlet before the fight which you have to do all over again EVERY TIME YOU DIE. Yes, he’s cheesable by staying in the water and hitting him from underneath, but that means you can’t heal because it’s Maggot Water. 
          
          David - The Last of Us Part I
          Okay. David isn’t hard, persay, but everything about this fight just made me feel so unsettled. His taunts are so creepy and the fact he went from nothing to a gun to a freaking machete as you progressed through his phases, eek. Plus, he’s a disgusting man. 
          
          

Zelda_Story_Teller

@HenryBrand lol. I feel like there’s way too many bosses in Silksong too. But there’s cute things too. 
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HenryBrand

@Zelda_Story_Teller Everything in Rain World *is* a boss
            
            Except for lantern mice, they're cute
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Zelda_Story_Teller

I ran out of space. 
            
            Brooding Mother - Silksong
            Why. Just why Team Cherry? 
            
            Radiance (The Freaking Sun, another inside joke) - Hollow Knight 
            Team Cherry punished us and really said f you with this fight. Or like wanted to see how good we were at focusing on 4 things flying at us at once. The Radiance is worse than Granny Silk. Why they have similar attacks at times, the Radiance had a lot more going on. At least she didn’t have any attacks that dealt 3 masks tho. To this day, I still haven’t beaten her. 
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