Zelda_Story_Teller

I find it funny that immediately after Cal and the crew make it to Tanalorr in Jedi: Survivor, Cal and Merrin just start kissing each other…like…bruh. Quick make out sesh lmao. 

Do you think Joel and Tess were romantically involved in The Last of Us?

Dude. I have officially read smut. I have been reading Bridgerton and I got to my first smut scene! It was very awkward 

I am so blind in The Last of Us. Like, Ellie literally warned me about a tripwire and I still ran into it…

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is being remade for the switch 2 ya’ll! This game was my first Zelda game ever. I started playing it 10 years ago when I was really young. I loved every second of it except for the dreadful water temple and the zombies which is ironic considering I play The Last of Us now lol. And trust me, ReDeads are really not terrifying beside a Clicker. Anyway, I am super hyped about it because I get to relive my favourite game ever! 
          
          Speaking of The Last of Us, I finished Part I and the Left Behind DLC! I’m just going through now with the game+ with a guide on my phone to collect all the achievements. Because The Last of Us is a game I can actually 100% without tracking down a thousand goddamn Koroks or fighting 40+ bosses. Plus, I think I missed a fair bit in terms of lore and stuff because I was terrified of exploring because I thought something might jump out at me lol. But one of the achievements is to leave Ellie hanging after a good job (as in don’t give her a high five when she puts her hand up for one after crossing the dam) and I don’t know if I can do it lol. 

As girls, we’re taught to cover up our shoulders and wear high neck clothes because our shoulders and mild cleavage might distract the boys. Why aren’t the boys taught to control their desire? Why should girls have to cover up because a few men might not be able to control themselves and take advantage. 
          
          I’m not saying this is all guys. It’s rare, thankfully, but we should be allowed to wear sleeveless clothes, high skirts and low cut shirts if we want to. (I get at school, but even then, why can’t we at least show our shoulders on no uniform days?) 
          
          Yes, we are allowed to wear these clothes, but some men take advantage of us, so we’re taught by our parents to cover up to protect ourselves. For me, clothing is one of my ways to express myself. But I’m so scared to wear the clothes I want to wear because I’m scared a man might not be able to control themselves. 
          
          And at least at my school, the girls were told not to wear any provocative clothing or ‘you’re asking for it’ as my teacher said (he was a man too) but the boys weren’t told not to do it. Why? Why weren’t they taught that it is wrong? Instead of telling us to cover up so it doesn’t happen, why not address the problem directly? The solution isn’t telling women to cover up. It’s telling men that that is not okay. 

I cannot hear squat right now. My hearing is so bad people have to shout at me. My good ear (I’m almost completely deaf in one ear) decided to get infected because like being sick isn’t enough apparently. And the doctor checked me out three days ago and said my ear was fine and then today she looked at my ear and was like “yeah. That’s really bad”
          
          So nowwww I need drops that sting like hell AND antibiotics and I still feel like shite. 

Happy pride month ya’ll 

The fact that Grogu is probably 10+ years older than Din and yet everyone calls him the baby and Din calls him kid is kinda funny when you think about it 

I remember laughing sooooo hard when I first got the Drifter’s Cloak in Silksong because of how stupid it looked. It was absolutely hilarious to watch her cloak puff up like a goddamn balloon and then watch her float down. Oh and bounce off walls.