Um.
I am really bad at this, so I'll just warn you. 

1. Don't blink

2. Watch your shadows

3. If you hear "EXTERMINATE!" or "DELETE!" just run.

4. Check for tallies.

5. Don't go to a planet made of diamonds.

6. If you see someone with red eyes, don't make a deal.

7. Beats of four, run out the door.......and far, far away.

8. If someone is gassy, check the wardrobe. It may be a raxacoricafalipatorius

9. RUN!

10. *whoosh, whoosh* It'll be bigger on the inside, but that's his favorite bit; make sure to say it.