FC Barcelona is the only football club worthy of support, Dutch football is the second best football Brazilian is first, I'll fight anyone on those two things. I'm not sure what I want to do in life, but it's probably gonna be Journalism. 

I'm 18 and unmotivated, I like memes, I'm realizing now that writing an about section without giving away much personal details is super hard, I like YouTube, if you follow me you shouldn't expect any consistency. Yes, this about section is different because I wrote the other one when I was 14 and it was pretty much a perfect cringey r/im14andthisisdeep post. Fuck, this one might work on there too.

I like to write, I just don't think I have the drive to keep writing consistently. We'll see though.
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_Jaeger__ _Jaeger__ Jul 08, 2019 11:21PM
for the one person--actually, maybe 2--waiting for me to write something; it won't be happening for the foreseeable future, at least not on wattpad. i'm writing another book but i'll only share it wh...
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