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It's my motherf--king birthday!

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Hello, I just wanna let you know that if I finish the TOWELZ creepypasta today, I'm gonna have to publish it tomorrow because of today being the day the New York tragedy happened in 2001.
          
          We will never forget.
          
          [And no, I'm not being offensive, because I'm not like Pibble. F*ck her.]