__SUPERMAN__

“Sasuke boi” 

It’s me, Thurston. 

While this whole Pride Month thing was going on a girl confessed to me. I told her straight up that I don't like anyone and I can't like her the way she wants me to. Somehow that turned into me being "homophobic."
          
          
          Like bruh, she started putting words in my mouth, saying stuff like, "You don't like me because I'm not a real woman" and "You're just homophobic." Like fuck no??? I literally never said any of that. I'm not interested, that's it.
          At this point it's not even personal. I dislike everybody equally, you are not special.
          
          

If I get 300 followers before July, I'm gonna staple my balls to cardboard and play darts.

Sick theme 

I never knew Superman was into anime

Hi superman!! 

SASUKE!!!!!!!!!???

let me scrub your base

SUPERMAN TURNED INTO SASUKE