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I woke up this morning with life in my eyes. Thinking about how I was going to have a great day and all is right with the world. Then, that's when I realised, what today is. I immediately lost all since of life in me and started planning my life as a stripper that makes well over 20,000 dollars a month, but then it dawned on me.. I'm a fucking fat ass. So that was out of the picture. So then, I decided to just flip off the world and crawl under my covers to cry and die from loss of water in my body. Because today is...
The fucking start of testing week.