Alright let's try this one more time. My name is Peter Parker, I was bit by radioactive spider and for 10 years, I've been Spider-Man. The one, and only, Spider-Man. I'm sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, then I saved the city again, and again, and again, aaand again. And i did uuuh... I did this. insert peter walking down the street in venom suit here. We dont talk about this. Look, im a comic book, on a cereal, did a Christmas album, i have an excellent theme song, and a so-so popsicle. I mean, i've looked worse, but after everything, i still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back, because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him.

If it's not apparent I'm a big JoJo fan, but I also love Borderlands greatly ( *cough* bl fanfics I've written *cough* )