Hi!! I'm _authoress_ but it used to be royally_awkward. Welcome to my new account. I just joined cuz wattpad seems like the shitake. Now, for some background info. 

* I am 15


* Fried foods make me smile


* So do gummy bears


* I am a dog and cat person. Mrow!!


* Sky Ferreira is life


* I can't stand dumb people. 


* Neither can I stand bitches. Unless we are talking about actual female dogs. Word play, tho. ;-) 


* I'm so clumsy that one person asked me who was my drug dealer to get me so high


* I pretended to be bilingual to impress a guy. Didn't go so well. Let's just say I called him a bad curse word. In Japanese. 


* Don't steal a girl's lip gloss. It will come back to haunt you. Especially if that girl had a wicked cold sore. 


* I wore see through tights. I had twenty guys give me flirtacious winks. 


* Glad to be a nerd. Now, I won't be working at Wendy's like the rest of the school's population. 


* I love ANIME!


* I'm a big sucker for romantic comedies. 


* Nacho cheese... You get the joke. 



Quotes by moi 


"Stop saying 'I wish'. Start saying 'I will'"



"People say we cannot live without love. I think oxygen is more important."



"Never say I love you if you don't really care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't really there. Never hold my hand if you're gonna break my heart. Never say you're going to... if you don't even plan to start. Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie. Never say hi if you really mean goodbye."